If you want someone who will eat whatever you
Put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as
Good as his mother’s
Then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out,
At any hour, for as long and wherever you want …
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the
Remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit
Next to you as you watch romantic movies
…then get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on
Your bed just to warm your feet and whom you
Can push off if he snores
…then get a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what
You do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat
Or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
You say is especially worthy of listening to, and
Loves you unconditionally, perpetually .
…then get a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who
Will never come when you call, ignores you totally
When you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
Walks all over you, runs around all night and only
Comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your
Entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ….
…then get a stuffed animal!
